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July 30, 2008

If I had a Million Dollars

Filed under: Uncategorized — Pam @ 5:51 pm
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Neil,

We should do Hershey Park earlier in the summer next year so I can reap the benefits of all the vitamin D I get from waiting in lines for fifteen minutes at a time to ride waves and loop de loop. I will not lay out in the sun, but an amusement park is the perfect excuse to wear a tank top. Neil, I have got to tell you that Hershey Park is the only way I can have a guilt free summer tan, and I want to have it not just for August. And also, it is obvious that the sun screen I used is a tad expired. But that is okay because it was, like, 50 spf and I would not have this nice tan. So, next year’s Hershey Park visit will be a day of spf 20. And a lazy river; I can not wait. I hope this lazy river will be all that I am hoping for. Neil, tell Hershey Park not to screw it up. Although I don’t know how exactly you screw up a canal of moving pool water and some fun waterfalls.

I wonder how much the Wave Rider cost. If I am going to be rich I need a goal to reach. If a roller coaster cost fourteen million dollars do you think a little bitty hill with gushing water could cost more than a million dollars? I wonder if I could find how much it cost Hershey… Okay, found out that the Wave Rider was manufactured by Aquatic Development Group; Cohoes, NY. Now, I found out that the manufacturers call the attraction a Flow Rider. They make a double, like that of Hershey Park and a single which could possibly not cost a bizillion dollars. Oh my goodness they can conjoin the Flow Rider with a lazy river. And it comes with ten boogey… bugey boards. But I can not find the price.

Well, Neil, if I ever have a million dollars to spare I will look into how willing Aquatic Development Group is to selling a Flow Rider to a private residence. Even if this beautiful, awesome attraction of water and thrills cost more than a million dollars for me to get into my back yard, chances are a million dollars is a good start. So, that is what I would do for a million dollars. Chances are if I can spare a million dollars, chances are I will own a big enough back yard.

What would you do with a million dollars?
Love, Pam

2 Comments »

  1. Short answer for million dollar question:

    If I had a million dollars, I’d set it aside to steadily pay for comfortable living conditions for many many years to come. Like, Outright buy a house, or rent some modest place ($700-900 rent) and bills for as many years as possible. That way, we can pursue our creative and freelance dreams and wouldn’t stop doing meaningful work. I wouldn’t stop working. Just have the time to do it well.

    Oh yeah, and all the video game systems.

    And new computers for all!

    Comment by Neil — July 31, 2008 @ 11:48 pm

  2. But what if you had everything you wanted plus a million dollars?

    Comment by Pam — August 1, 2008 @ 1:49 pm


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